I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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