My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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