What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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