we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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