we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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