try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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