At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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