Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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