The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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