im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
