And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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