you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I have post one night stand depression
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