he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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