East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I've blown a few things in my day
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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