Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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