This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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