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(307): View more from Wyoming

try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...

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(319): View more from Iowa

I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles

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(618): View more from Illinois

Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all

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(319): View more from Iowa

Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here

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(914): View more from New York

It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.

(905): View more from Ontario

Fuhga

(250): View more from British Columbia

Thank you.

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(315): View more from New York

WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag

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(312): View more from Illinois

Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.

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