I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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