C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
As shirtless as possible
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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