i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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