For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
