Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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