Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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