the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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