What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
