so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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