I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
third nipple confirmed
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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