You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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