He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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