So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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