just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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