I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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