Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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