What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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