The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
We just shotgunned beers for America
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize