U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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