I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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