Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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