there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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