after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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