Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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