A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you will always have a special place in my vag
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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