Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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