do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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