you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
