If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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