I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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