He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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