in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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