while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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