Is it normal to miss your booty call?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Can I color on your dick again?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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