i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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