Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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