idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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