you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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